Funny Things to Do in Elevator
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- Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
- Draw a little square on the floor with chalk
and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space". - Grimace painfully while smacking you forehead
and muttering: "Shut up, darn it! All of you just shut UP!" - Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a
Small World" incessantly. - Sell Girl Scout Cookies.
- On a long ride, sway side to side at the
natural frequency of the elevator. - Shave.
- Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while
peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" - Offer name tags to everyone getting on the
elevator. Wear yours upside-down. - Stand silent and motionless in the corner,
facing the wall, without getting off. - When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain
to yank the doors open, then act embarassed when they open by themselves. - Lean over to another passenger and whisper:
"Noogie patrol coming!" - Greet everyone on the elevator with a warm
handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. - One word: Flatulence!
- On the highest floor, hold the door open and
demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft
go "plink" at the bottom. - Do Tai Chi exercises.
- Stare, grinning at an other passenger for a
while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" - When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from
the back: "Oh, not now — motion sickness!" - Give religious tracks to each passenger.
- Meow occasionally.
- Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter
in your nose. - Frown and mutter "Gotta go, gotta
go," then sigh and say, "Oops!" - Show the other passengers a wound and ask if
looks infected. - Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while
continually pushing buttons. - Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the
elevator descends. - Walk on with a cooler that says "human
head" on the side. - Stare at another passenger for a while then announce,
"You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. - Burp and then say, "mmmm…tasty!"
- Leave a box between the doors.
- Ask each passenger getting on if you can push
the button for them. - Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other
passengers "through" it. - Start a sing-a-long.
- When the elevator is silent, look around and
ask, "Is that your beeper?" - Play the harmonica.
- Shadow box.
- Say, "Ding!" at each floor.
- Lean against the button panel.
- Say, "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
- Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
- Blow your nose and offer to show the contents
of your kleenex to other passengers. - Bring a chair along.
- Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another
passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?" - Blow spit bubbles.
- Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find
a more suitable host body." - Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
- Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
- Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
- Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer
suggestively at other passengers. - Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting larger."
- If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler,
"Bad touch!" - When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend
it wasn't you. - Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and
go back for more. - Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the
wrong ones. - Call a bondage 900 line from a cell phone.
- Hold the doors open and say your waiting for your friend, after
awhile let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day
been?" - Cat basket and take a nap in the corner.
- Bounce a superball around the elevator.
- Light a cigarette and tell people "Smokey the Bear doesn't
know what the hell he's talking about." - Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up,
scream "That's mine!" - Stand in the corner, reading a telephone book, laughing
uproariously. - Bring a camera and take a picture of everyone in the elevator.
- Move your desk into the elevator and when ever someone gets on,
ask if "they have an appointment." - When the doors close, use duct tape and work furiously to tape
the doors together. Ask for help. - Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they want to play.
- Bring a hammer and nails and hang pictures of yourself on the
walls. Ask people, "Isn't that a good picture of me?" - Leave your 12 foot long python alone in the elevator.
- Turn off the lights in the elevator to "conserving
energy." - Leave a box in the corner and when someone gets on ask them if
they hear something ticking. - Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency
procedures and exits with the passengers. - Clean your gun.
- Ask, "Did you feel that, I felt a rumble?"
- Dressed in coveralls, get in a full elevator and when the door
closes, push the stop button, post an out of order sign inside and
go to work on the access panel, saying "This may take a
minute." - Push the call button, when the voice answers ask,
"God?" - Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
- When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay,
don't panic, they open up again." - Push your floor button with your tongue.
- Stand alone, when the doors open, tell anyone trying to get on
that the car is full and that they should wait for the next one. - Swat at flies that don't exist.
- Shoot rubber bands at everyone.
- When the doors open, pretend that you bounce off a force field
when you try to leave. - Ride Naked.
- When people get on, ask for their tickets and check that they
meet the "height requirements." - Push the top floor button, and announce that you tried to kill
yourself yesterday, but the other building wasn't high enough. - Talk to people about "the golden age of elevators in the
50s." Explain why modern elevators can't compete with
"gas-powered lifts." - Borrow small items from other people in the elevator, then shout
"Weee!" as you drop them through the crack in the floor
when the elevator doors open. - Jump Rope.
- Bring a shovel and try to dig a hole.
- When the doors close, menacingly announce that "it's going
to be a bumpy ride." - Tell people that you can see their aura.
- Call out, "Group hug!" and enforce it.
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